Deserters from the Army of the Upright: On Being Ill
January 11, 2013
“Directly the bed is called for, or sunk deep among pillows in one chair, we raise our feet even an inch above the ground on another, we cease to be soldiers in the army of the upright; we become deserters. They march to battle. We float with the sticks on the stream; helter-skelter with the dead leaves on the lawn, irresponsible and disinterested . . .”
– Virginia Woolf, On Being Ill
With winter come sniffles, congestion, coughs, and colds. I was laid low by such a cold last week. Recumbent, deserter from the armies of the upright working world. Hibernating. Sleep really is healing. Better now.
Virginia Woolf’s mother, Julia Stephen, also wrote about illness in Notes from Sick Rooms. She was known for her tender skills in the sickroom, nursing mostly relatives. I had to chuckle at this passage: “Among the number of small evils which haunt illness, the greatest misery which it can cause, though the smallest in size, is crumbs . . . a problem which has tormented many a weary sufferer.”
A word to the wise — don’t eat in bed if you can help it!



January 11, 2013 at 6:10 am
I had to laugh at the crumbs…it is so true…glad to hear you are better…so much going around it is hard not to catch something. Now the trick is not repeating an illness as I often do…
January 11, 2013 at 6:15 am
So glad to hear you’re better. One of the great advantages of working outdoors, in solitude, is that germ exposure is lessened. I’ll do the grocery store, and tempted fate with “Lincoln” last weekend, but otherwise avoid great heaps of humanity and keep my fingers crossed!
January 11, 2013 at 10:24 am
Hard to avoid people at the circulation desk of a public library! I think a good, happy attitude helps a lot to keep your defenses up.
January 11, 2013 at 1:36 pm
we deserve danger money …
January 12, 2013 at 10:14 am
I’m not sure what you mean, but danger money sounds intriguing.
January 11, 2013 at 10:21 am
Giggles at crumbs. I like this part of you too
Ty for sharing it.
January 14, 2013 at 8:19 am
I work on the pills and potions section in work so anyone feeling ill heads straight for me. I completely agree about the danger money.
The crumbs made me giggle too.